Everyone’s been screwed over once or twice in their life. You’ve been taught to always take the high road. But sometimes taking that road lets some people get away with everything they’ve done to you. If they made me waste years of my life, why not get a little payback? That’s my philosophy.
Fuck their best friend
Go for the person that will hurt the most. Of course, in order to accomplish this you will have to have built their confidence a while back. So it always pays off to work this out early just in case it comes down to this. If you can manage on being caught in the act, it will make this and even more outstanding way of getting payback.
Throw a spark plug at their windshield
This will piss them off beyond belief as it’s going to cost them some $$. Make sure you’re not recorded or seen doing this. It’s science so it’s ok, right? You casually walk by their car while they are at work and throw the ceramic at their windshield. BAM! Keep walking…
Replace their pet with an identical copy
It’s a tricky thing to do but pretty damn awesome. It involves purchasing a new pet that looks identical to theirs and replacing it while they are at work. Not only will the new pet hopefully not be trained but if you’re lucky enough it may have rabies.
Create a dating profile of your cheating POS
Hopefully you’ve kept some of the provocative pictures they sent you. Create an OKCupid.com or PlentyOfFish.com account and fill it out as if it was a slut wanting nothing but sex. Use their pictures and the more naughtiness, the better it will be. Somewhere in the description of your dating profile, put their cell number on there with something along the lines of, “If you want to find out more, hit me up at xxx-xxx-xxxx”. Their phone will blow up soon enough. Always use a new email account to create this profile. Using your own will only get you caught. Be smart.
Pay for billboard space to announce it
This will cost some money but you can actually buy billboard space and blast them where it hurts. Not only will they see it, but their friends and friends of friends will be aware of their infidelity. Why not add a ridiculous picture of them while you’re at it?
Hack their Facebook account
Hopefully you still have some type of access to their Facebook. Why not log on and start messaging random friends asking for different things. If it’s a girl’s account you logged into, post an ultrasound picture with the words, “Guess who’s prego! I think I’ve narrowed it down to 4 guys so far.”
Spoof their email account
Spoofing is just the beginning. Sending an email that looks like it came from them to their boss and coworkers with an attachment being a provocative picture of them will only commence the fun. Confessing their love via web and mentioning the fact that you “love to touch yourself when you’re thinking of them” will surely make them lose their job quickly.
** Some of the ways described above may be illegal. This list was made for entertainment purposes and not to try. If you do try them, you’re doing it at your own risk. We cannot be held liable for your stupidity. **